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I thought we got all our gossip out in the group chat these days.
I'm gonna have to learn some juicy stuff and hang on to it. And you KNOW I have terrible impulse control.
What kind of stuff do you put on your pizza, anyway?
Yes, this has a right answer. An answer that may affect our ability to truly be sisters.

We do but imagine just girls gossiping
No Uncle Qrow and Uncle Clover hanging out, no Ozpin
Just us gays. You know how we are.
And you say you have terrible impulse control. Have you met me?
If it weren't for Weiss and Blake I might have been expelled from Beacon that first month

Okay so for pizza, any meat toping is good
I like spicy things
Vegetables are fine, but no bell peppers
And pineapples are delicious

Oh my gods, that sounds heavenly.
Like, don't get me wrong, Qrow (Uncle Qrow? Gods, do I have to call him uncle now?) is fine, I have no problems with him, but there's a difference.
The vibes are different when it's all girls.
What exactly did Weiss do to keep you in line? Hold your arms back so you didn't beat Jaune over the head with his own shield for doing something stupid?
Or were you just too cool for the school and you needed her there to prove that you knew how to talk to nerds?

Pineapple.
You put pineapple on pizza.
Thank the gods, we can still be sisters.

Like Weiss could hold me back at all with her noodle arms
She mostly did a lot of yelling and making us study under pain of more yelling
Now she breaks rules all the time. Growth

Brothers, thank YOU
You get it, pineapple is delicious people just don't understand

Proud of her. Proud of this little mean girl who's gotten better at breaking the rules.
And I... I meant that as a joke, but I think I actually am?
I haven't even talked to her that much, but I can tell just by looking at her that she's broken free from her father. Almost completely.
So yeah, I am proud of her.

It's really good!! People really just don't understand.
It's the savory pizza and the sweet fruit and if you combine it with ham? It's just. Ugh. It's good.
I haven't had it in a really long time. We need to get some pineapple and ham pizza and some terrible drinks and paint our nails.

Fun fact, she arrested her dad for election fraud on top of a billion other things
The world's ending but her dad is in jail and I'll take that win
And yeah there's a lot to be proud of when it comes to Weiss. She can do Freezerburn on her own now! And I think she finally understands how to eat hamburgers
She's come really far

Em we really can be sisters. Brothers, how are we so smart and have the best pizza taste
It's unfair to everyone else
Just name a day and we'll do it. The farmhouse is big enough for people to crash at

Wow... so much growth.
She found out what a burger is AND she smashed the patriarchy?
I'd be glad to have her at our big gay sleepover.
We could probably do something... I don't know, near the end of the month?
Tis the season, apparently.
I want to give myself a little more time to get used to being around Blake, or I guess to get her used to being around me.
But I think we could all use something nice and fun right about now.

Yeah tis the season. Or something
This Christmas holiday has some confusing messaging but I keep hearing "peace on earth and goodwill towards men," "hang out with people you love," and "there's a guy who breaks and enters in to your house to leave you gifts"
Only the first two of those are appealing and we only have the power to do the second one so!
Let's hang out

I'll check with the rest of the team and get back to you?

Sounds like a plan.
Is it weird to have, like, butterflies in my stomach about this?
I'm pretty sure everyone's gonna be on board, but... I don't know.
It's exciting. Is this how you felt when you started hanging out with other people like this?

[ emerald sustrai, we are going to get you some friends. on god, bro. ]

Being excited to to hang out with people you want to know better is totally normal
You're not weird
I know I was pretty dang excited to have JNPR as our neighbors at Beacon. And when we met CFVY I was over the moon
Getting to know people is fun. You'll see
And no one's more fun than team RWBY

I don't know, Neon looked like she could party pretty hard...

Gods though. Sometimes I ask stuff and you fire back like that and I realize how messed up and not normal my entire life has been up to about six months ago.
Thanks for never making fun of me about it in a place where I can see it.

Okay Neon can party but she parties way too hard
Blake and I went out dancing with team FNKI and.......
Okay imagine regular Neon but cranked up to 20. And drunk
Never have I been more thankful clubs are so loud they drown people out
Or at least you can pretend you can't hear them

[ there's a pause in messages as yang tries to parse those last few messages. yes, she knows that emerald hasn't had the most nurturing environment, but.... make fun of her progress? of her showing emotional vulnerability for the first time in forever? ]

Em you're getting a brand new start.
I'd never make fun of you for that. Not in front of your face or in private.
Ever.

Yang...

You really do have the biggest, most open heart of anyone I've ever met.
Maybe one day I'll get there, too.
Thank you. For everything that you're giving me.

If you're looking for someone with the biggest heart you might want to text Ruby Rose
And you'll get there one day. Just takes time.

Thank you for giving me another sister.

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